Overslept and so fucking late for work it’s not even funny.

Looking back on my weekend as escape the island for the day.

I may be a ho but I’m no flaky ho.

I fell for the games of a prettyboy and all I got was content for this podcast. No calls for me.

At the club tonight they were playing some video footage from the photo shoot of the French Rugby Team’s famous nude calendar. Yum. Between the pretty Frenchies, Domincan go-go boy bulges, my lovely Irish laddies, and the Russian hunk it was a an international buffet of men tonight. It’s nice to sample the flavors, yknow?

Drinks with some Irishmen in a Domincan club and kisses from a Russian. Only in New York.

Joanne Worley was in the show tonight, and that weird old lady is just as insane as she was on Laugh-In. Really, it’s scary how she hasn’t changed at all in 30+ years. Oh and John Glover from Smallville was the lead! So damn weird watching evil Papa Luthor prancing around the stage in full-on theater queen mode.

Happy Birthday To Me

Spent the day alone with myself, it was totally quiet and lovely.
Now the rest of my year needs to be raw and rowdy.

… How do I do that again?