There is an angry queen flipping out @ the salon today. Never mess with a Mary’s hairdid, mmkay? She’s about to have a total breakdown.

Thai iced tea is like, whoa.  Don’t even get me started on Tom Kha.

Spent the day with Tina Fey. 30 Rock is really best viewed as a DVR marathon, with no commercials. It’s a pop culture cupcake.

The Acaii berry pills have actually been working. No more congedtion, better skin, and more energy. And um… I think I’m losing weight! ;)  If I ever put that gym membership to use I could possibely get mildy in shape.

Why do ppl act so incredulous and exasperated @ airport security? This isn’t new, yknow. We’ve been doing this drill for 8yrs already. God.

I’ll be honest.  Not a huge fan of Chicago.  Maybe it’s the weather, it’s FREEZING and I’m just not dressed for it.  Also, Boystown is cute but a little too Brooklyn for me. 

We metup with my friend Kyle for a drink at the Hancock building, which was beautiful.  I introduced him to mojitos.

I am so amused at trucker pittstops that call themselves an Oasis.

Decompressing @ chipotle after 11hrs of juggling and “My pleasure sir”. Barbacoa tacos have healing powers, I think. So ready for a weekend.

Wondering why the French have to be so damn irritating. Is it out of patriotism? They don’t say “um” they go “EEEUHRRRR”. I hate itm