I respect you too much to subject you to one of those 100 Things About Me lists.
Basics: Chris. wee irish-mexican lad of 28. insomniac. was a rising film/tv actor once upon a time, not so much anymore. just a New Yorker now. currently playing a Concierge in the trendy daytime series of my life while in the pursuit of It-Boy status in Manhattan (it’s an ongoing quest).

Likes: attention, photography, R.E.M., iced tea, uncrowded subway cars, kissing my boyfriend, e-toys and mp3’s, Jack Spade, reality TV, strong black women.

Despises: passive agression, dead ipod batteries, Jai Rodriguez, student loans, drunk white kids singing “American Pie”, cleaning up after my dog.

Special Skills: one-handed backspring roundoffs, speed text-messaging, wasting hours of time online,  beating cancer, customizing mixed CD’s.

What else do you wanna know? Keep reading and maybe I’ll amuse you.
But probably not.