Fit Boy Ahoy! Tuesday, January 13, 2004 [ banter 9 ]

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Hear me, all rowdy sexpots of swinging London! The puckering, handsome lad you see webcammed before you is one of my very best friends: Matty, the bumbling blogger behind World Wide Wuh. As you can see, he's quite fit --- he's also talented, charming, witty, lovable, and always cleans up after himself. Matt prefers the laddies to the ladies --- however (under the influence of alcohaul and driven by the sheer force of curiousity), Matt recently discovered the joys of flexisexuality and ravished a lovely young pretty at a holiday party... so, ladies, I fully support your endeavors with him as well! Currently a man of leisure, Matty enjoys the simple things in life: new wave 80's tracks, jars of Marmite, text messaging, snogging drunks, frito pie, and putting pompous employers in their place. He has a wonderful sense of humor and a high tolerance for annoying, inconsistant American boys with way too many opinions. He's the bestest brit in all the land and I love him dearly. You will too.

If you happen to pass this dashing bachelor on the street, or perhaps see him sitting across from you on the bus, please take him by the hand, lead him to your bedroom, and allow nature to take its course. Don't ask questions, don't even waste your time with words. Just FORNICATE.

Or take him to a pub and buy him a pint. Whatever works.

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