My Humps Wednesday, August 16, 2006 [ banter 5 ]

IS THIS NORMAL?

Observe. My little dog Mo appears to be freakishly horny and ready for his moneyshot. Although this is where I'd probably to insert a "like father like son" joke, I'm frankly just a little too horrified to go there. Also I can't believe I just used the word insert.

Um, I wasn't aware that dogs could uh, extend so fully in heat. He does this all the time but I only recently noticed the massive protuberance. Of course I have to throw away that comforter b/c there's not enough TIDE in the world to wash the sin off of it. But I mean, is this OK for him to do? Should I call someone?! Should I make him stop? Should the power of Christ compel him? This is disturbing. I'm sorry for ruining your day and for probably burning this image into your minds eye for teh rest of your life but shit, I'm scared, peeps. Scared and not at all prepared.

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