Avenue Cutie Tuesday, August 15, 2006 [ banter 0 ]

Dissappointed.

I'll be honest. I didn't love it. I've been head over heels for Kiki & Herb before, but not tonight. Despite opening with "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkley (which was funny), they seemed a little out of synch with each other for the whole 1st act and a lot of the material was direct dialouge from their Carnegie Hall show. Kiki just started going for easy jokes with the audience after awhile, really camping up the drunkplay and slurred babble. The second act started off better but then they got REALLY political and I got REALLY bored but they did "Total Eclipse of the Heart" as an encore, which was worth the $70 for my ticket. If you haven't seen or heard Kiki do that song, find it online and take it in. Hilarious.

Most impotrantly, Barrett Foa, the cutie from Avenue Q (and my future boytoy), was there with his reportedly huge bulge. I wasn't starstruck in the least (I've seen Ave Q three times) but more dumbstruck by just how fucking cute he is, seeing him was the highlight of my night @ the theater. He's doing The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee now, playing Leif Coneybear, everyone's favorite character --- everyone one but me that is, cuz I've got deep love for Marcy Park and her six language-speaking ass. Still, I'd actually pay to see the show a 6th time just to be able to sit and stare at him w/o getting taken out by security.

Look at this smile. Can you blame me?

He mentions seeing Kiki & Herb in his blog but doesn't mention anything about me... yeah, it's cool. Whatever. He'll realize we're meant to be sooner or later, my love will not be denied.

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