Slither / Cunt Face Saturday, August 19, 2006 [ banter 0 ]

Buy into the hype, swallow your pride, and go see Snakes on a Plane. I went to see it today with my friend Suppa and spent the whole time squirming in my chair, hugging my knees, and screaming like a woman. It was the best time I've had at the movies this year, although the margarita's consumed beforehand probably added to my IMAX experience. Fear of snakes, fear of flying, fear of small spaces and unnatural deaths --- this movie packs it all together. And Julianna Maroglis, with her ER intensity and perfect windswept hair, even gets a crazy-woman-with-an-axe scene. When Samuel L. Jackson in his usual Shaft mode screams, "That's it! I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!", the entire audience screamed it with him. Even the music video @ the end credits is hilarious in a campy, ridiculous way.

Came straight home from the movie and sent that Samuel L. Jackson vmail to everyone in my cellphone. I got a million angry messages about it. Ehh, they'll thank me when they see the movie.

I can't wait for Snakes on a Plane to turn into one of the cult hit phenomenons like Rocky Horror where the audience comes dressed as characters from the movie and acts the saga out against the screen. I actually went to a huge Sound of Music sing-a-long a few years ago and let me tell you, that shit was insane. I saw a man dressed head to toe in a yellow patent leather body suit --- he was dressed as "Ray, a drop of golden sun". Serious as cancer when I say rythym is a dancer, and also when I saw that you haven't truly experienced The Sound of Music until you've sat amongst a drunken crowd of nuns, nazis, and VonTrapp's screaming for glee when Reverand Mother says, "Maria, what is it you cunt face?"

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