BeSpectacled
I got new glasses.
Call me Goil.
(Goil? call me!)
Contact lenses are bugging my eyes lately and I’m trying to rock some options. I know they’re all a little bit Goil-ish from Top Design, I know, but he’s fucking adorable so whatever. Seriously, how cute is he? According to his MySpace he’s 34, lives in Brooklyn, and is in a relationship. If it weren’t for his smile and his style I’d just be totally turned off by those 3 strikes, but suddenly I’m all about the wee little Gaysian. Fuck those punkass bitches for making him cry in tonight’s episode. No love for the Haters the Haters mad cuz he got floor seats at the Lakers. Hang in there, Goil. Would it help to know that I totally want to buy one of your (gar)GOIL tees, and maybe one dirrty night of some asian loving? Also, Todd Oldham is a fucking robot. He’s a sneaker-wearing robot covered in concealer and bronzer.
Back to my new frames. Whaddya think?
UPDATED: So yeah, apparently no one makes passes at boys who wear glasses. I confess it’s a shame when your livin’ in a city that’s the size of a box and nobody knows your name. OK, I lifted that from Skee Lo but still, for a whack oldschool track it rings true on all levels.
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I’m an Erik fan. Just sayin’
The second one and the fourth one I like.
But truth be told. Despectacled is probably the best…
Plus: very good the cleanse made you so happy. It shows.
Me too, on Goil. Too damn cute for words! Just watched for the 1st time yesterday. I was watching a friends animals & house-sitting so I watched like 10 episodes. You’re on target w/ Todd–what a dork. And Jonathon Adler is the worst! Why would anyone take design advise from a guy wearing that ugly-fatass tie.It was hideous in th 60’s & it’s hideous now! He’s so fucking affected! And that bitch who sits next to him????? She can’t dress for shit! Again, why are these people offering advise/comments to these folks on style? Don’t get me started—–if you want too talk more e/mail me. We can chat more about these idiots. Take care Chris—-I’ve been lurking for awhile, but this just seemed like the right time to say hi.
The 2nd pair…the others look like women’s (I’m thinking Tina Fey)…and damn boy, u lookin good! Wanna mud wrestle?
xoxo
I found you from youtube so funny and love your energy. u look better without glasses!
I say the second pair, too. Please tell me you’re not keeping more than, TOPS, two pair(s).
Still looking great after all these years.
Those orange frames make you look even smaller. Cute. LOVE the “skeelo” ref, by the way. Leave it to you to toss it out there and brighten my day.
What song is that in the background?