Cock Master
Spent the morning going through my closets and cases, weeding out things I no longer need (mostly from unsupervised trips to the clearance rack at Bang Bang sprees) and filling up a jumbo laundry bag to take to Goodwill. Hardly a good deed cuz I probably wouldn’t have done it if there wasn’t a drop-off donation center 10 minutes from my apartment but whatever. Somebody else might really need those pleather jackets, you never know. Plus I needed the closet space. Spent the rest of the day wandering across 181st Street, which is always fun to do. It’s like the Canal Street of NoWa.
181st Street
Met P for lunch @ the diner around the corner from his place. 9 months have passed (today) since we met and we still have a such blast hanging out together. Despite the Hallmark effect and how much I’m gonna regret putting this out there into the universe, it sometimes feels like he’s the person my I Love You was waiting for. Group vomit, go.
He kept trying to cock his eyebrow up at me today, all suspicious like — a skill he sadly does not posess. But it’s cute watching him try. I masterfully showed him how it’s done.
I am the cock master.
And yes (sigh), my face really is that fat these days. I’m working on it, ya’ll. I wasn’t joking about that group vomit, ok? Anorexia is a journey, not a destination.
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bless your cotton socks, you cocky bastard.
OH. MY. GOD. I really miss you! This made me so incredibly happy. I can’t wait to see your ass!!! muah!
You 2 are adorable together.
Since you never call, you never write, and my attempts at contacting you have been falling on deaf ears and blind eyes, you are forcing me to tell you that you are a tad too chubby.
Oh, Chris. It’s come to this. It’s sooo come to this. Sorry, baby. ;-)