Extra Cheese

September 25th, 2005 by littleBIGchris

Sitting in my inbox:

Dear Chris,

I hope you’re having a fabulous day!

I came across your resume on Monster.com today and your
experience fits our current profile of success. I was wondering
if you or someone you know would be interested in a current
management position available in a market near you.

We’re having an open house next Wednesday the 28th and I
would like to personally invite you! We’re growing and
we need your help in our continued success!

Must be willing to have fun while on the job, only serious
people need apply!

PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR RESUME TODAY!! Salary
range up to 45K, depending on experience.

Sincerely,

Sandra Sweatt
Internet Recruiter for
Chuck E. Cheese’s Pizza

Exactly what on my resume makes her think I’m perfect for a position in the pizza industry? Thank God I found a job, cuz I might have just been hard up enough to call her back.

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One Response to “Extra Cheese”

  1. Tara says:

    Ok, So working at chuck e cheese makes you $5k a year?? sign me up- the worst part about it is climbing up into those chutes and cleaning up puke!! but the teenagers do that im sure. I know my 30 year old curvy body won’t make it up there. Much Love xo Tara

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