Finding Maria

July 31st, 2003 by littleBIGchris

I wish I had a maid… Maria Tortilla-Valdez, I’d call her, and I’d cherish her with all my heart.

Maria, Maria… please come put my laundry away for me. I’ll give you a muffin!

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3 Responses to “Finding Maria”

  1. Siryn says:

    You are so sad! ;)

  2. Jodi says:

    Would that muffin be of the STUD variety, Sr. Sprite?

  3. beth says:

    Give her something she’d enjoy, fool. Like a goat.

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