Finding Maria
July 31st, 2003 by littleBIGchris
I wish I had a maid… Maria Tortilla-Valdez, I’d call her, and I’d cherish her with all my heart.
Maria, Maria… please come put my laundry away for me. I’ll give you a muffin!
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I wish I had a maid… Maria Tortilla-Valdez, I’d call her, and I’d cherish her with all my heart.
Maria, Maria… please come put my laundry away for me. I’ll give you a muffin!
Posted in Journal
Wee with ATTITUDE!
The true nonadventures of Little Big Chris, a wee Irish-Mexican insomniac pushing 30 and pursuing It-Boy status in NYC.
You are so sad! ;)
Would that muffin be of the STUD variety, Sr. Sprite?
Give her something she’d enjoy, fool. Like a goat.