The thing I love the most about porn is the predictability. You always know where things are headed. There are no suprise turns or twists in the plot, the journey is wild and freaky and always leads to the same thing: fulfillment. I wish life were more like that, like a porno. Everything would be so much simpler if we could just always achieve our goals and desires each and every time that we erm, plow in after them. What a beautiful way to live.

Plus, everyone being nekked all the time would be cool too.